I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Come share oat with me in your robe
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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