Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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