He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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