New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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