somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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