Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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