i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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