Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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