You work out of a Hotel?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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