ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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