If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was confusing and full of hummus
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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