I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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