I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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