If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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