Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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