i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I could fuck to npr.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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