He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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