Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
