Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it because I queefed?
This house was built for laser tag.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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