Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
birth control should be required to get into college
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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