It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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