so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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