They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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