Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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