apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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