You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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