Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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