Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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