Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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