so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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