I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I deserve this hangover.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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