No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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