HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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