Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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