O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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