i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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