am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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