I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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