ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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