It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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