Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dick very happy bro
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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