I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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