all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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