Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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