That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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