Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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