Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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