I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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