dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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