marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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