and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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