Your tits are I can't wait for
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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