haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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